Oh, thanks. I guess I won't shut the kid in a plastic box, or let the baby play with a plastic bag. Thanks for that help there.
My favourite label, though, hands down is:
But what about when it IS a toy?
But also, you know, NOT a toy...
Written, in bold, on the side of the box is "NOT A TOY." Thanks for clearing that up, Archie McPhee, but what is it then? A tool?
This is a pool noodle that I bought at Costco. Very fun for use in the lake or swimming pool! BUT:
It is not a toy (certainly not!) and it's not a life saving device. It's a true mystery.