Neptune: I love Halloween costumes! You get to wear them for Halloween, and then you have a costume to play with afterwards.
Me: I wish I got so much use out of my costume! I haven't come up with another occasion to be a peacock.
Neptune: Yeah, well, your mom might not like it if you were running around the kitchen in your peacock costume.
Me: Oh, I don't think she'd mind. But I guess the real difference is... you're 8, and I'm 24.
Neptune: Yeah. I was thinking that, but I didn't want to say you were too old...