Today, I heard a 3rd grade girl sing the first part of a Ke$ha song. It broke my heart. Don't get me wrong, I love me some Ke-dolla sign-ha, but I think it's pretty important to note that I'm 24, not eight.
Words that should never pass an 8 year old's lips:
Hot and dangerous
If you're one of us, then roll with us
'Cause we make the hipsters fall in love
When we got our hot pants on and up
And yes, of course we does
We runnin' this town just like a club
And no, you don't wanna mess with us
Got Jesus on my necklace.